Ha. I have a brother who did this. He had a six pack since he was a kid and the moment a girl walked through the door he would suddenly misplace his shirt and have all these random questions like “do you know where my socks are?”
No, and why are you covered in baby oil?
DeepDreamIt on
The church version of this is the guys maxing out the number of folding/stacking chairs they can carry in one go
XLauncher on
The kids still remember the old recipes, they’re gonna be all right.
damn_bird on
That’s so much more elegant than my bestie’s little bro. He just took his pants off and ran through the house screaming my name. He was 4 years old, but little man really needed to up his game if he hoped to achieve anything.
misdirected_asshole on
Let him cook, as it were.
TheeNeilski on
You did good, Dad.
I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM on
Get after it young man.
Useful_Buffalo_4103 on
lol, Right? It’s like a masterclass in unexpected flexing! Gotta find that source ASAP!!
HeartUnspoken on
Ramen WITH eggs? Yeah he definitely tryna impress somebody😂
Ok_Fig5420 on
That’s the way
GuzzleNGargle on
This kid is going places! Spring for the Spam next time so brother man can really flex 💪🏾!!! 🍜
doniam9 on
Sibling friends have always been the easiest access
WarmFlirts on
He said oh a girl here? Lemme activate my masculinity pack she might like me
r0tted1 on
With eggs? We got Gordon Ramsay on our hands folks.
finny_d420 on
I ran into a friend’s younger brother about 15 years away from HS. He was about 3-4 years behind me.
Proceeded to tell me I was the main feature in his teenage wet dreams. I was flattered. His girlfriend standing next to him not so much. Not sure why as they weren’t together then and I wasn’t going to steal him. It was just a cute story. We both were laughing.
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Omelette du Fromage
Literally
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Ha. I have a brother who did this. He had a six pack since he was a kid and the moment a girl walked through the door he would suddenly misplace his shirt and have all these random questions like “do you know where my socks are?”
No, and why are you covered in baby oil?
The church version of this is the guys maxing out the number of folding/stacking chairs they can carry in one go
The kids still remember the old recipes, they’re gonna be all right.
That’s so much more elegant than my bestie’s little bro. He just took his pants off and ran through the house screaming my name. He was 4 years old, but little man really needed to up his game if he hoped to achieve anything.
Let him cook, as it were.
You did good, Dad.
Get after it young man.
lol, Right? It’s like a masterclass in unexpected flexing! Gotta find that source ASAP!!
Ramen WITH eggs? Yeah he definitely tryna impress somebody😂
That’s the way
This kid is going places! Spring for the Spam next time so brother man can really flex 💪🏾!!! 🍜
Sibling friends have always been the easiest access
He said oh a girl here? Lemme activate my masculinity pack she might like me
With eggs? We got Gordon Ramsay on our hands folks.
I ran into a friend’s younger brother about 15 years away from HS. He was about 3-4 years behind me.
Proceeded to tell me I was the main feature in his teenage wet dreams. I was flattered. His girlfriend standing next to him not so much. Not sure why as they weren’t together then and I wasn’t going to steal him. It was just a cute story. We both were laughing.
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